The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming! Mario and Co have to defend themselves and General Washingtoad's army against the Koopas. When Koopa threatens to attack, Luigi travels on horseback to warn everyone ala Paul Revere, shouting ""The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!"", but he gets caught in the process. Zenned Out Mario Mario is being targeted by a tough guy, and seeks help from the legendary spirit Obi-Wan Cannoli.